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No pongas a prueba a Dios – Alaluz
Que te puede ir mal. Así lo comprobó un tipo que se metió a la jaula de los leones en el zoológico de kiev para probar que dios, en su inmensa misericordia, lo salvaría.
El pajarraco se descolgó dentro de la jaula usando una cuerda y, como buen cristiano, le buscó camorra al león. Lástima que no andaban de buenas pulgas… y una leona se le tiró encima. Parece que nunca vio Ben Hur o Quo Vadis .
Más info acá y acá .
Alaluz.cl Dando jugo desde 2002
Shinji
ni a palos pondria mi vida en manos de ningun dios…. a las finales todos terminamos hecho gusanitos y ra..