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Con video? – Alaluz
Un amigo de un compañero de oficina fue con su mina a un motel de la capital. En el local le preguntaron si deseaba la pieza con video o sin video. El compadre pensó que estaría bien una película y le dijo que con video.
Tras una apasionada velada, y al momento de retirarse, le pasaron un vhs diciendo «su video».
Alaluz.cl Dando jugo desde 2002
Marcylor
OOOOOH, la historia!!!!
se paso.
wow.
kt
Buen apunte… sobre todo cuando está de moda ver videos en internet subidos por ex pololos…
HG
Que buenísima historia. Me rei mucho.
Brujita
guajajajajajajajajajajajajajaaa
dixleso
JAJAJAJAJA, POR FAVOR! DÓNDE ES ESO???
INTERESANTE RECUERDO….
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA, Espero que sea copia única y no saquen después un video de «lo mejor de…»
Huasonic
Es muy buena esta talla, cuando la contó por primera vez estabamos almorzando con todos los impresentables de la oficina, y todos gritamos huuuuuuuuu!!, jajajaja, muy buena.
Aviador
Jajajajaa. Está muy bueno!!. Pero Wontolla, eso de que le pasó a un amigo del amigo de mi amigo, me suena a que le pasó a usted. jeje. ¿Cómo le quedó el video? Cómo se llamará su película: «Godzila» o «Querida encogí al niño»?. Jaja. Un abrazo
.::RanteriX::.
Bien Wontolla, las boludeces no te quedan nada mal :-DDDD
.::RanteriX::.
MABEL
mas vale llevar el video propio
Nimue
Shuuuuu
lo venderan en el bio ahora?
Uhm.. y la dire cu al seria?
Jiji